Who eats that much oatmeal?
this town needs and enema ........ i am in mcgehee and although i dont want any work(after all i get paid the same to sit on my ass and surf the net as i do to work like a guy who works a lot), i would like the ppl who come in here to need the services that i provide. most of the ppl that i meat here are nice enough. some folks smile and some say hi, especially at walmart.
lately the walmart "associates" are busting their stitches to say "hi" and "oh, excuse me" . and as always "can i help you" whats with that??? yes u can help me , id like a double handful of what your taking. its cool that they'r happy. i like that.
anyway, so i dont have a lot to do here but the "job stuff" .what i do have is lots of time to piss off and spend money. s i have a real problem with OCD and thats not good when i have so much free time. one of the most annoying manifestations of this is that i floss my teeth way too much. ok.....so im in walmart getting some junk food , more shampoo and soap, when i passed the "bad place". i passed......the tooth brush isle. but i had a tooth brush, a new one. what else could i get on this lane? i looked no further than the first display, and there i saw them. hanging there all innocent, shaa right! i had the overwhelming need for a tooth scraper, mirror, pick like poker thing combo . this is $5 worth of pure unnecessary pain and obsession. man i have tried every way i can think to make sense of these mean and cold tools. the mirror is cool but it just makes me want to use the death bringing tools of despair. these things are brutal. they dont bend to go around your teeth like floss. they WILL take off anything u push against. i cant imagine using these things to earn my living. as i sit here and type i look over at these things, they just lay there on the little tray above the sink. you wouldnt think that they are evil just laying there so still but ill bet they stand over my bed when i sleep, waiting for their chance. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
as for the tital of this post. the dear sweet women who work in the kitchen over here, some times they will fix me a breakfast tray. this will consist of 3 to 5 pieces of bacon, a large spoonful of eggs, some kind of bread. and a whopping 4 pound mountian of oatmeal. so, my question is this.......who eats that much oatmeal? what kind of superhero would it take? i feel pain just lugging it over to the trash can. sheeeheeezzzz. :)
lately the walmart "associates" are busting their stitches to say "hi" and "oh, excuse me" . and as always "can i help you" whats with that??? yes u can help me , id like a double handful of what your taking. its cool that they'r happy. i like that.
anyway, so i dont have a lot to do here but the "job stuff" .what i do have is lots of time to piss off and spend money. s i have a real problem with OCD and thats not good when i have so much free time. one of the most annoying manifestations of this is that i floss my teeth way too much. ok.....so im in walmart getting some junk food , more shampoo and soap, when i passed the "bad place". i passed......the tooth brush isle. but i had a tooth brush, a new one. what else could i get on this lane? i looked no further than the first display, and there i saw them. hanging there all innocent, shaa right! i had the overwhelming need for a tooth scraper, mirror, pick like poker thing combo . this is $5 worth of pure unnecessary pain and obsession. man i have tried every way i can think to make sense of these mean and cold tools. the mirror is cool but it just makes me want to use the death bringing tools of despair. these things are brutal. they dont bend to go around your teeth like floss. they WILL take off anything u push against. i cant imagine using these things to earn my living. as i sit here and type i look over at these things, they just lay there on the little tray above the sink. you wouldnt think that they are evil just laying there so still but ill bet they stand over my bed when i sleep, waiting for their chance. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
as for the tital of this post. the dear sweet women who work in the kitchen over here, some times they will fix me a breakfast tray. this will consist of 3 to 5 pieces of bacon, a large spoonful of eggs, some kind of bread. and a whopping 4 pound mountian of oatmeal. so, my question is this.......who eats that much oatmeal? what kind of superhero would it take? i feel pain just lugging it over to the trash can. sheeeheeezzzz. :)
posted by Marc at 8:23 AM
2 Comments:
Dang, that is alot of oatmeal! At least it won't find itself lodged inbetween your teeth since you will find it and hunt it down with your shiny new scary tooth tools!
Man talk about tummy ache.whoaaaa
Dude do we have a serious obsession with our teeth??? I seen something at wal-mart yesterday that was in with the pik a tongue cleaner. a spoon looking scrapy thing. What will they come up with next....The Three Shells??? I still don't understand that one.......lol
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